Thursday, September 24, 2009

The date that went wrong

Honestly, I have not been in a proper relationship for the past 2 years – I felt almost like a lesbian. For the past 2 years , I was approached by a female gym instructor which was really odd, went out with this Malay dude for about 3 months or so which I honestly rather not blog about –AND the most recent one – I went out with this Chinese guy! Yes, that’s the first ever Chinese guy I went out with!! **I’m soo proud** the truth is, it actually went pretty well – movie – desert – dinner. But he was quite boring and I wasn’t showing any signs cos I wasn’t interested, but I enjoyed his company and thinks he could be a nice friend until he ruin it. Here’s the last 10 mins of our so-called date went;

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Eric.........: Hey Jasmine, do you mind me asking you a personal question ?

Jasmine : Well, you’ve asked quite a number of personal questions, I doubt this would make any difference, so bring it on!

Eric.........: Please don’t take it the wrong way if I sound funny.

Jasmine : Ok…*eye brows raised*

Eric.........: Hmm…it doesn’t mean anything ok? I’m just curious – please don’t misunderstand me

Jasmine : Ooooo……kkkk…… *Getting impatient*

Eric.........: Are you NOT interested in guys?

Jasmine : Are you implying that I’m interested in girls?!

Eric.........: No…Yes….but No! I’m just curious.

Jasmine : Why would you say that?

Eric.........: I don’t know..you’re very independent, you don’t seem to like guys, you’re always out and about, you dont talk about guys…..

Jasmine : Hmm……No, I don't think I am a lesbian.....yet~

Eric.........: Oh ok, sorry… *Gets the bill *

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WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH AN INDEPENDENT GIRL WHO ENJOYS THE COMPANY OF HER GIRLFRIENDS? Does that really make one a Lesbian???

Monday, September 7, 2009

Confession of an angry girl who found peace

Yes – I have been a very angry person lately. Those who are in my Facebook would testify. Fine! I admit I might have abused that site as my platform to vent my frustration and anger and all that’s inside me but that was the only option I had, given the fact that I can’t scream and shout in the office.

Don’t get me wrong – I love my job! And NO, I did not say it with a heavy heart. It’s true….those who are in advertising would give anything to be part of the regional team. And having the title REGIONAL ACCOUNT – it also means we deal with heaps of people. There’s just one damn Aussie that I would really love to bitch about but I figured he is just not worth my time or space in my blog. He will however get his 5mins worth of fame in Animal News as the person who got himself caught in a kangaroo stampede or get into a really bad Koala fight!! One day….You’ll see!! **Now let’s all pray that God answers prayers*

But in the name of good faith, I’m bearing it. I know I can! I believe in the spirit of team work. So I’m standing tall, despite the screw ups – I’m just not ready to give up yet.

Grey is going to see a lot of me for now!

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Kung Fu Cyborg


Oh Yes…Trust the chinaman to come up with a future-tech movie and they will present you KUNGFU CYBORG!!!

What the hell! They are robots!!!! with Kung Fu??? Talk about Fusion

Friday, September 4, 2009

Miss Singapore 2009

Honestly - this is by far THE BEST JOKE OF THE YEAR!


Yes, coming from a person who name herseld RIS and has to think before answering question like "where are you studying now?"

Now...I have questionsss too!!
What on earth is Bimbotic?
Leooorrrpparrd pins? khaki gin?
Tall, honest brainy guy?? - Go date a tree!

Oh lord - Thank you for having people like Ris Low - they sure make me feel pretty darn smart!